thegrandhighbitch:

when hannibal gets caught and everyone realizes they’ve been eating humans i just want a montage of everyone’s face and fancy music playing in the back

If you’ve been following me since my first url bless your soul

coffee-and-yoga:

If you instantly text me back, I love you a little more than everyone else.

blackbruise:

people who know me both on the internet and in real life must be so fucking confused

rnackenzie:

i contribute to group conversations by saying what every five minutes

vintage-tumblah:

have you ever started crying for one reason then end up crying about every possible thing wrong with your life

blackbruise:

do you ever get bored of tumblr so you open up a new tab and go to tumblr

thisdaysux:

You actually don’t even have to introduce yourself if you don’t want to, i don’t need an a/s/l, we don’t have to do the “hey whats up” “not much you?” thing, you can just say “so at school yesterday this idiot said…” in my ask box and I will gladly converse with you. Like seriously I will just talk to you like we’re best friends.

sebstans:

can society stop conditioning us to think that having a bf and going to school and then getting a job and having all these friends means you have a good life and are normal

because i’d really like to stop worrying that my life is going nowhere and means nothing

all i want to do is read books and watch tv god fucking damn it

laughing-alone-with-johnvris:

being naturally intelligent but completely unmotivated at the same time is literally the worst and that is the only reason i hate school

i love getting messages more than anything else okay i don’t even care what the message says but just the fact that someone took the time out of their day to send me a message makes me want to sing walking on sunshine and bake chocolate chip cookies

even if i dont follow you back that doesn’t mean that i don’t smile fondly at your url whenever you blow up my notifications