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nightlokcs:

WELCOME TO EUROVISON,WHERE JESUS SINGS,GAY DRACULA IS DOING OPERA AND ALCOHOL IS FREE


 
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Talking to your parents on the phone


Jimmy: There’s one brother that designed a tattoo for you.

Alexander: Yes. This was like Christmas eight years ago, and he was 7-years-old and doodling. He just drew a little thing on my leg. We were just hanging out and I took a picture of it. I thought it was kind of cool. Went back to LA and went to a tattoo parlor. I’m the oldest and he was the youngest, so for me it kind of symbolized the family and everything. So I went to the tattoo parlor and said, “I want this on my leg forever - for my family, for my brother.” And I did it, I got it. I didn’t tell him, I wanted to surprise him.

-Alexander Skarsgård on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon


thekatie:

kid accidentally steals cup from restaurant


❝ Date yourself. Take yourself out to eat. Don’t share your popcorn at the movies with anyone. Stroll around an art museum alone. Fall in love with canvases. Fall in love with yourself.

— (via dayterror)
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kwills88:

Gollum Covers Taylor Swift

I am completely losing my shit over this.


hafsaherazade:

In Pakistan we don’t say “I love you” we say “aloo pakora chutney chaat” which roughly translates to “please stop with these stupid text posts.” And I think that is really beautiful. 




they killed my nigga ned man fuck that dawg i don’t play that shit fuck that man they lied to him too they lied to him that’s what i don’t like dawg they lied to him man they killed my nigga ned man fuck that fuck that man i don’t play that shit that’s some bullshit dawg fuck that that’s some bullshit man how the fuck do you get the main character you kill off in the first book fuck that man he didn’t even make it to the season finale dawg fuck that man how do you get your biggest budget actor on your series you kill him off they killed my nigga ned man i’m gonna burn all of his books fuck that they killed my nigga ned bro i don’t play that shit fuck the blonde man fuck that they killed my nigga ned bro they killed my nigga ned man they killed my nigga ned man i don’t play that shit


hannahetaylor:

My little sister is getting made fun of at school because she’s adopted.

This is what she responded with “Well, my parents chose me. Your parents are stuck with you.”

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gohn-jegbert:

have you ever had that moment where you see police officers and try not to look suspicious even though you didnt do anything and you end up looking like you just murdered ten people