☹
me at school: omg when i get home i've got to do loads of shit like finish that project and read that book omg i need to review for that test too omg so much to do
me at home:

me: no no please don't sneeze don't no nooooooo
me: .......... *sneezes*
me: fuck.

neopiacentral:

*gives people advice when i cant even handle my own problems*


do you ever just want to redecorate your bedroom and change your hair and all your clothes and completely reinvent yourself but then realise it takes time and money then retreat to your bed and hate who you are


me on my period

me: touch me and DIE
me: please touch me oh my god touch me EVERYWHERE OH MY GOD
me: feed me im hungry i want to eat ALL THE THINGS
me: IT HURTS DEAR GOD THIS IS IT THIS IS THE END DEATH IS UPON ME
me: -cries for 3 hours-
me: oh my god i'm hungry
me: SHOOT ME IN THE WOMB I SIMPLY CANNOT GO ON
me: no no no please don't sneeze please don't FUCKING SNEEZE
me: -sneezes-
me: THE END IS HERE

samandriel:

do you ever just google something really random out of curiosity and then you realize that if someone saw your internet history they’d think you’re a pregnant serial killer with a really rare disease


Me : makes a joke
*class laughs*
Me: smiles for half an hour, proud

corrupted-teens:

Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk



feffery:

current emotion: i need money


retreatinq:

i don’t like blogging in front of family bc tumblr can go from flowers to porn in 0.03 seconds


me waking up: i can't wait to go to sleep tonight

allmymetaphors:

my favorite hobby is forgetting to eat all day and then consuming 2000 calories in a 30 minute period